Greasy Joe'sPh: 9525 3755 ; 68 Acland St, St Kilda 3182Burgers Cafe, $$ - Open mon-fri 11am-late Tue-Thu 4pm-late sat-sun 9am-late, Closed Xmas Day; Licensed; MC V EFT; No bookings |
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Mietta's Review
Greasy Joe's is as synonymous with St Kilda as Luna Park, and you'd almost need a mouth that big to eat the famous Burger with the lot here. All day breakfasters, locals, backpackers, and tourists, converge and either sit inside at a booth, or take a table in the fenced off footpath area. The specialty of the house is anything they can deep fry. It is an ideal spot to eat through a hang over.
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The Foodies' Guide 2004,Allan Campion & Michele Curtis,'The success of this St Kilda stalwart relies partly on the people watching and partly on its location,but overwhelmingly it's the burgers that keep us coming back.Go classic with the Manhatten,or try the tofu,Cajun or tandoori chicken.'
Herald Sun, City Style, 11/11/03, Michele Curtis,'It's partly the people-watching and it's partly the ambience of St Kilda's busiest strip, but mostly and always overwhemingly it's the burgers.'
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